Hazel Meyer: Open Studio: aesthetics of athletics

13 September 2011

preSAPPYball with postMACRAMEnet- July 29th 2011

ZERO personal liability insurance EQUALS please DON'T TRIP OVER THE NET

captain hook shot

CHEER SQUAD, featuring Elli & Andrew

design feature v. design flaw

a sharp punch to the net's baby ball bump becomes a much sought after gesture to macrame-ball

TEAM- the few names I remember, from left to right, Braden, Andreas, fellow from Montréal, fellow from Halifax, Hazel, fellow from Halifax, fellow from Montréal, Andy

After the group pic some of the fellows pull off their shirts, allowing for a cool breeze on their chest, but seriously ruining our team identification strategy, that being black shirts against everything else. Arf.

4 August 2011

Ponytail Theory / Ponytail Express: Inagural webcast post thing, yo

from Snackville NB, this is Hizzel Meyer reporting idiosyncrasies for Ponytail Theory/Ponytail Express

Whaaaat! #53's wristband blends with the inner backboard rectangle, making it look like his hand detached to reach for the ball!

bottom image found here

squash SLANDER

best-ever squash racquet found at the Sally Ann for $1.99, so handsome

The guns and switchblades really gotta stop being brought onto the court so Adidas can reinstate their guarantee policy.

I know this red thread serves some purpose, only ME NO KNOW WHAT!

Ivy Snot League

FOund this sweatshirt in Amherst at Sharon's Closet. It was priced at $3, but I got it for $2.50 after I pointed out the huge snot stain on the left arm. I got the fitty cent snot discount. Amazeballs.

Athletic General Products

tag with letters & felt letter found here
the sartorial elite found here

basketball+bravado+bloomers

all these gals found here

21 July 2011

fantasgraphix with complimentary shoelaces

whaaaaaaat! whose super amazing idea was this?

Judgement shot clock

Back room, REVEALED!

Against my better judgement I had to include my feet in this picture as the laces go so nicely with the Nuggets unis.

face it, best DENVER font rip-off ever

chevronball

whaaaaaaat! At the Frenchys in Amherst I found a baggie full of basketball cards, like 250 of them! whaaaaaaaat! who even knew basketball cards existed! Baseball, yes. Hockey, yes. Basketball, pre-Frenchys, no, post-Frenchys, yes. The gems I put aside and the runts have been cut into diamonds to satisfy my chaotic-pattern-seeking/aesthetics-of-athletics needs.